The Addy and Gabe Show

Episode #185 – Money Isn’t Real

admin — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:10:19 +0000

Google has internet balloons. How does internet in the sky work? Zombo.com is still awesome. Where does Google get all of their money? Gabe used to have AOL phone. Your checking account is not safe. Doctors don’t actually know anything. Facebook friendships are complicated. McDonald’s and Walmart pay their employees with debit cards.

Episode #184 – Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich

admin — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 20:12:04 +0000

“I am the perfect human.” Apparently there is something called National Donut Day. Gabe’s McRib challenge was not a good time. Bacon soap is not great. The McDonald’s breakfast buffet was the greatest thing in the history of fast food. Do not skip breakfast. Is it real? When did parents stop caring about their kids? Addy will be running a 5K race.

Episode #183 – Beware the Constant Camera

admin — Sat, 25 May 2013 19:59:16 +0000

Addy has discovered Archer. Gabe is in pain. Addy and Gabe used to do theater. True adulthood does not really kick in until age 35. “Thanks Obama.” What is the Xbox One? Addy does not like tutorials.

Episode #182 – Paying for the Daydream

admin — Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:34 +0000

The lottery is up to 600 million dollars. “Don’t you mention the odds to me, son.” “600 million dollars buys a lot of new friends.” What would you do with 600 million dollars? Don’t forget to sign the ticket. Where should you put your money? Don’t forge the Power Play. Winning the lottery changes any relationship. “Does love really have a price?” What kind of a name is “Preakness?” Horses are merciless killers. Gone with the Wind had a lot of horse-related deaths.

Episode #181 – Forgotten Wedding Dress

admin — Wed, 15 May 2013 01:17:55 +0000

Addy’s sister’s wedding was quite the adventure. Addy is not a good sleeper. Math is easy when you have a calculator. “All kinds of things have names.” How useful is math for podcasting? Gabe wants to talk about so many things that he thinks people don’t care about. The summer of Addy has begun.

Episode #180 – Megaphone

admin — Sat, 11 May 2013 20:15:48 +0000

Pills fix everything. Gabe’s eyes are still terrible. Doctors are not mystical healers. Listeners of this show are savvy. “Can you drive a gun?” A man with Tourette syndrome had a bad time at an airport. Addy does not like most video games. Predator 2 was a cinematic masterpiece.

Episode #179 – Guns and Side Cars

admin — Sat, 04 May 2013 20:14:58 +0000

This show has ruined Addy and Gabe’s friendship. If Gabe died, how long would it take for Addy to find out? Gabe might not be qualified to own a gun. Poptarts are more dangerous than guns. Gabe will die on a scooter. Can you buy a side car anymore? Bows are not good for self-defense.

Episode #178 – People Wax

admin — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:16:32 +0000

The audience of this show is the smartest audience ever. How satisfying is this show? AM radio was not prepared for Addy and Gabe’s awesomeness. WTHU might someday pay money for this show. Dump buttons are expensive. Something happened in Boston. Have you forgotten? Addy has problems. Gabe interviews a leg. What is the best kind of girlfriend for a rich man? Damon always hated this show. Addy and Gabe used to do fake radio shows on cassette tapes. George Shell likes to wash his shell. Rob calls in to discuss his fake radio past with Gabe. Strange things are happening in the black gangster community. Certain topics cannot be summarized. Game of Thrones will be less confusing eventually. Addy does an impression of The Greaseman. “We’ve got to stop with the inside jokes.”

Episode #177 – Gardening and Cars

admin — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:42:16 +0000

Live from an actual radio station! Summer is a great time for revealing outfits and homeless people. Caller Sylvia attempts to glean. How much does Gabe know about gardens? “I avoid dirt.” How much does Addy know about driving cars? What is going on in the Maryland sky? What does Maryland have? Who is Fandango? Should Chocolate Rain be the new USA anthem? How can you tell if a pedestrian is blind?

Episode #176 – Reigning AM Radio Champions of the World

admin — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:19:37 +0000

“The sun’s been trying to kill us for quite some time.” Gabe has defeated diabetes. Gabe has eye and font issues. A new drug can extend lifespan up to 150 years. Prisoners are well-fed. School pizza was not good. Gabe loves wrestling. Who will win the wrestling?

Episode #175 – Becoming Jewish

admin — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:23:01 +0000

Piano cat is great. A lot of wrestlers are dead. Successful men should not get married. Gabe is the only person on the planet who understands the plot of Game of Thrones. Addy has a new, bigger gun. Maryland gun laws are going to change. Gabe has his own guns. “I am always ridiculously high.” What happened to all of the famous radio people? The dump button will be used. What will be acceptable on the radio? Gabe has questions about the Jewish lifestyle. Addy wants to convert to Judaism. Judaism is like Fight Club. Should we be scared of North Korea? What racist terms of acceptable? The broadcast machine died near the end of the show, so this episode ends abruptly.

Episode #174 – Not Adult Content

admin — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 02:15:54 +0000

“It contains not adult content.” The Addy and Gabe Show will soon appear on WTHU, a local Maryland AM station, where they will have 1.2 million potential listeners! Should the morals of the present be imposed on the acts of the past? How forgiving is Baby Jesus? If you had one hour of being immune to laws, what would you do? “The lottery is hope for the hopeless.” There are many things that cannot be said. Should children be allowed to decide their gender roles? Why do some parents not parent? “Kids don’t know anything.”

Episode #173 – Constant State of Fear

admin — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 03:19:59 +0000

Hugo Chavez is dead. Is Castro dead? Cuba is great. “Aren’t we all related to Castro?” FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights. North Korea is insane. North Koreans eat people. “I like Korean food.” Who would save Addy from foreign detainment? What is a sequester? Why are Jewish people saving all that money? Snow is coming to Maryland. What is the Harlem Shake? Gabe would watch weather. “I wouldn’t listen to this show.” “Women live in a constant state of fear.” “Rob, has your wife gone fetal?”

Episode #172 – Don’t Buy That

admin — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:16:05 +0000

Addy and Gabe describe their perfect meals. Addy bought a new car. The old car was sad. Addy needed a Jew. Addy buys large TVs. Tomnick bought a new gun. Someone broke into Gabe’s apartment. Addy brings some guns into the studio. “I want to rob something.” “You run out of bullets, sometimes you just got to stab somebody.” Addy and Tomnick killed a deer once. Gabe loves wrestlers on Twitter. “The referee had a twin brother!” How almost gay porn is wrestling? “It’s ok to be Gabe.” Rob calls in with advice. “You know he’s only half Jewish.” A guy with no legs shot his girlfriend. Gabe does DDP yoga. “Don’t go to Iran!” Visit www.emergencyjew.com for all of your emergency Jew needs.

Special Episode of Addy & Gators

admin — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:00:01 +0000

Addy fills in for Dune on The Johnny Gators’ Show live every Sunday on www.nhbradio.com.

What is Dune’s job? Gators is still a huge racist. Facebook is serious business. Addy wants a baby. Addy shares pictures with Gators. “Fisting, with Addy and Gators.” “I can understand why a dick in the ass might feel good.” Context is important. Everybody poops, so everybody should just relax. Addy takes inventory of Gators’ possessions. Mars joins the show. “My favorite part of the woman, of course, is her brain.” “You don’t sound blind.” Gimp calls in to swear. Addy is happy with the state of his show. Mrs. Gators is very strong. How repressed is Mr. Gators? The world may never know.

Episode #171 – Marveling in Crapulence

admin — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 03:27:23 +0000

“You cannot give us a call.” Myrlie Evers Williams talks funny. What is “womankind?” “I just avoid the whole thing by peeing in the sink.” Were past inaugurations so full of prayer? “I thought Buddhism was kind of whatever you wanted it to be… like science.” Football players are killing people now. Addy does not want to go to a tropical island. Be careful with tattoos. Gabe is poor. How much is Trillian worth? Addy needs more guns. George Gaynes is apparently still alive. “What’s an internet?” Gabe thinks lying will help his career. “I’m going to go home and kill myself.”

Episode #170 – Dolphin Sex Wedding on the Beach with Technical Difficulties

admin — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 03:18:24 +0000

“Where is your Liddy bucket?” Addy claims his holiday was terrible. “Would you be offended if I called her a ****?” “How do you feel about sex outside the human species?” A potentially great phone interview goes awry. Addy gets angry at crappy software. “I’ve got too many ***** in my mouth.” Gabe plays the part of the interviewee. “She blew out of her blow hole.” Gabe had two tickets to running a joke into the ground. Gabe has discovered the Raspberry Pi. Gabe bought a flat screen TV finally. Women whine a lot. Sleeping is difficult. People are polite at gun shows. Christmas movies are great.

Episode #169 – Addy’s Mysterious Purchase

admin — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:19:29 +0000

Everything is Google. Gabe is taking math. “The jerk and Gabe show.” “You want to borrow my beard?” Is infinity a bunch of crap? Gabe wishes he had a time machine. “Oh my god, Jew!” Addy and Gabe exchange intense, violent Christmas gifts. “That was a good king.” How much land do home owners really own? Addy bought a mysterious item that was flawed. “The blacker the better I say.”

Episode #168 – Big Money, Big Prizes

admin — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:20:07 +0000

Who won the election? “Those people are generally late.” The former mayor of Mexico City, Maria Santos, was hot. “What the hell is going on in Mexico?” Gabe is going to win the lottery. Addy used to work with deaf people. Tomnick has a delay. Gabe details his lottery disbursements. “How much of this is going towards hookers?” How much is a human life worth? All millionaires need a Jew. How much money will Gabe’s brother not get? How cozy was the Hanoi Hilton? Gabe is still frustrated with religious people. Addy is leery of Jewish people. “You gotta watch those people.” “Next show, no racism.” Girls are not good with money. Addy might have a half-Jew child.

Episode #167 – Bras with Bows

admin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 03:36:24 +0000

Gabe fears Twitter. Dead wrestlers are sometimes on Twitter. Addy and Gabe follow the 2012 presidential election. Who will win? “I voted early because I don’t trust Tuesdays.” How crazy is Mormonism? (Answer: very.) Addy claims all bras have bows on them. “I don’t even know where I am right now.” Pancake machine. “They’re quite pendulous.” Was Rob’s wife previously a man? Why do poor people like Romney? Vote Megatron! “Why did this get so racist?” “How often do you look between the breasts?” “We need more Jews.” Will Romney throw a hissy fit if he loses? Addy and Gabe were fired from NHB. The Damon clips will be missed. Shaggy calls in to discuss new beginnings. “Oh I like anal!” Remember when the Magic 8-ball accurately predicted Addy’s cancer? Tomnick calls in with his predictions for Communist Comrade America. Tomnick loves Nevada hookers. Gabe plays a bureaucratic cleric. Fox News looks sad. Shaggy!