The lottery is up to 600 million dollars. “Don’t you mention the odds to me, son.” “600 million dollars buys a lot of new friends.” What would you do with 600 million dollars? Don’t forget to sign the ticket. Where should you put your money? Don’t forge the Power Play. Winning the lottery changes any relationship. “Does love really have a price?” What kind of a name is “Preakness?” Horses are merciless killers. Gone with the Wind had a lot of horse-related deaths.
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Addy’s sister’s wedding was quite the adventure. Addy is not a good sleeper. Math is easy when you have a calculator. “All kinds of things have names.” How useful is math for podcasting? Gabe wants to talk about so many things that he thinks people don’t care about. The summer of Addy has begun.
Pills fix everything. Gabe’s eyes are still terrible. Doctors are not mystical healers. Listeners of this show are savvy. “Can you drive a gun?” A man with Tourette syndrome had a bad time at an airport. Addy does not like most video games. Predator 2 was a cinematic masterpiece.
This show has ruined Addy and Gabe’s friendship. If Gabe died, how long would it take for Addy to find out? Gabe might not be qualified to own a gun. Poptarts are more dangerous than guns. Gabe will die on a scooter. Can you buy a side car anymore? Bows are not good for self-defense.
The audience of this show is the smartest audience ever. How satisfying is this show? AM radio was not prepared for Addy and Gabe’s awesomeness. WTHU might someday pay money for this show. Dump buttons are expensive. Something happened in Boston. Have you forgotten? Addy has problems. Gabe interviews a leg. What is the best kind of girlfriend for a rich man? Damon always hated this show. Addy and Gabe used to do fake radio shows on cassette tapes. George Shell likes to wash his shell. Rob calls in to discuss his fake radio past with Gabe. Strange things are happening in the black gangster community. Certain topics cannot be summarized. Game of Thrones will be less confusing eventually. Addy does an impression of The Greaseman. “We’ve got to stop with the inside jokes.”
Live from an actual radio station! Summer is a great time for revealing outfits and homeless people. Caller Sylvia attempts to glean. How much does Gabe know about gardens? “I avoid dirt.” How much does Addy know about driving cars? What is going on in the Maryland sky? What does Maryland have? Who is Fandango? Should Chocolate Rain be the new USA anthem? How can you tell if a pedestrian is blind?
“The sun’s been trying to kill us for quite some time.” Gabe has defeated diabetes. Gabe has eye and font issues. A new drug can extend lifespan up to 150 years. Prisoners are well-fed. School pizza was not good. Gabe loves wrestling. Who will win the wrestling?
Piano cat is great. A lot of wrestlers are dead. Successful men should not get married. Gabe is the only person on the planet who understands the plot of Game of Thrones. Addy has a new, bigger gun. Maryland gun laws are going to change. Gabe has his own guns. “I am always ridiculously high.” What happened to all of the famous radio people? The dump button will be used. What will be acceptable on the radio? Gabe has questions about the Jewish lifestyle. Addy wants to convert to Judaism. Judaism is like Fight Club. Should we be scared of North Korea? What racist terms of acceptable? The broadcast machine died near the end of the show, so this episode ends abruptly.
“It contains not adult content.” The Addy and Gabe Show will soon appear on WTHU, a local Maryland AM station, where they will have 1.2 million potential listeners! Should the morals of the present be imposed on the acts of the past? How forgiving is Baby Jesus? If you had one hour of being immune to laws, what would you do? “The lottery is hope for the hopeless.” There are many things that cannot be said. Should children be allowed to decide their gender roles? Why do some parents not parent? “Kids don’t know anything.”
Hugo Chavez is dead. Is Castro dead? Cuba is great. “Aren’t we all related to Castro?” FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights. North Korea is insane. North Koreans eat people. “I like Korean food.” Who would save Addy from foreign detainment? What is a sequester? Why are Jewish people saving all that money? Snow is coming to Maryland. What is the Harlem Shake? Gabe would watch weather. “I wouldn’t listen to this show.” “Women live in a constant state of fear.” “Rob, has your wife gone fetal?”