Google has internet balloons. How does internet in the sky work? Zombo.com is still awesome. Where does Google get all of their money? Gabe used to have AOL phone. Your checking account is not safe. Doctors don’t actually know anything. Facebook friendships are complicated. McDonald’s and Walmart pay their employees with debit cards.
“I am the perfect human.” Apparently there is something called National Donut Day. Gabe’s McRib challenge was not a good time. Bacon soap is not great. The McDonald’s breakfast buffet was the greatest thing in the history of fast food. Do not skip breakfast. Is it real? When did parents stop caring about their kids? Addy will be running a 5K race.
Addy has discovered Archer. Gabe is in pain. Addy and Gabe used to do theater. True adulthood does not really kick in until age 35. “Thanks Obama.” What is the Xbox One? Addy does not like tutorials.
The lottery is up to 600 million dollars. “Don’t you mention the odds to me, son.” “600 million dollars buys a lot of new friends.” What would you do with 600 million dollars? Don’t forget to sign the ticket. Where should you put your money? Don’t forge the Power Play. Winning the lottery changes any relationship. “Does love really have a price?” What kind of a name is “Preakness?” Horses are merciless killers. Gone with the Wind had a lot of horse-related deaths.
Addy’s sister’s wedding was quite the adventure. Addy is not a good sleeper. Math is easy when you have a calculator. “All kinds of things have names.” How useful is math for podcasting? Gabe wants to talk about so many things that he thinks people don’t care about. The summer of Addy has begun.
Pills fix everything. Gabe’s eyes are still terrible. Doctors are not mystical healers. Listeners of this show are savvy. “Can you drive a gun?” A man with Tourette syndrome had a bad time at an airport. Addy does not like most video games. Predator 2 was a cinematic masterpiece.
This show has ruined Addy and Gabe’s friendship. If Gabe died, how long would it take for Addy to find out? Gabe might not be qualified to own a gun. Poptarts are more dangerous than guns. Gabe will die on a scooter. Can you buy a side car anymore? Bows are not good for self-defense.
The audience of this show is the smartest audience ever. How satisfying is this show? AM radio was not prepared for Addy and Gabe’s awesomeness. WTHU might someday pay money for this show. Dump buttons are expensive. Something happened in Boston. Have you forgotten? Addy has problems. Gabe interviews a leg. What is the best kind of girlfriend for a rich man? Damon always hated this show. Addy and Gabe used to do fake radio shows on cassette tapes. George Shell likes to wash his shell. Rob calls in to discuss his fake radio past with Gabe. Strange things are happening in the black gangster community. Certain topics cannot be summarized. Game of Thrones will be less confusing eventually. Addy does an impression of The Greaseman. “We’ve got to stop with the inside jokes.”
Live from an actual radio station! Summer is a great time for revealing outfits and homeless people. Caller Sylvia attempts to glean. How much does Gabe know about gardens? “I avoid dirt.” How much does Addy know about driving cars? What is going on in the Maryland sky? What does Maryland have? Who is Fandango? Should Chocolate Rain be the new USA anthem? How can you tell if a pedestrian is blind?
“The sun’s been trying to kill us for quite some time.” Gabe has defeated diabetes. Gabe has eye and font issues. A new drug can extend lifespan up to 150 years. Prisoners are well-fed. School pizza was not good. Gabe loves wrestling. Who will win the wrestling?