Archive for January, 2015

Episode #252 – Life Truth from the Morbidly Obese

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

Movies make no money. Dieting is difficult (13:00). Rats love cocaine (36:00). Man on Reddit blogs his wife’s adultery (42:00). Addy’s sister’s destination wedding did not end well (50:00). Nature is efficient at handling corpses (1:05:00). H1Z1 is apparently an awful video game (1:16:00). Hostages are good business (1:28:00).

Notable show quotes:
Addy: “I love the Jews.”
Gabe: “My weight is Gabe.”
Addy: “What about masturbating?”
Gabe: “I’m so fat.”
Gabe: “Just get some plutonium.”
Gabe: “Why do you love terrorism, Addy?”

Episode #251 – Stripper Thursday

Saturday, January 17th, 2015

Do humans need their hearts? Gabe is baffled by Apple products (15:00). Poor people have no pride, time, or skills (28:00). Is 40 a good retirement age (50:00)? The Addy and Gabe video game will be awesome (1:00:00). Gabe’s video game podcast is still forthcoming (1:13:00).

Notable show quotes:
Addy: “Poor people just want to be poor.”

Episode #250 – Videotape

Saturday, January 3rd, 2015

A woman with cats is looking for a cheap room. The Interview is out now (25:00). Addy is confused about movies and comic books (40:00). Addy is playing SimCity and Unreal Tournament 2004 (1:10:00). In the news, vaginas can be grown, professors are correcting students, and man flies drone in wrong neighborhood. (1:17:00).

Notable show quotes:
Gabe: “If I was hot, my picture would be on everything. I would wear a shirt with just my face on it.”
Gabe: “Comments are the voice of America.”

Alternate show titles:
Pregnant Box
Employed White Gang