Archive for August, 2014

Episode #241 – Scary Peanuts

Saturday, August 23rd, 2014

Addy went drinking with Tomnick. It’s Gabe’s birthday and he’s buying a keyboard (9:00). Programmers are high demand (27:00). Americans are terrified of everything, especially peanuts (38:00). Does Gabe want a child, a dog, or a robot girlfriend (50:00)? How can you support feminism (1:02:00)?

Notable Show Quotes:
Gabe: “I’ve wasted my life.”
Gabe: “Dogs are kind of like retards.”

Episode #240 – Midget Clown Horse

Saturday, August 16th, 2014

Will the government try to regulate decency on the internet? Are bare breasts evil? A white cop shot a black kid (29:00). Addy mouthed off to a police officer one time (52:00). Gabe goes on a violent rant (1:08:00). Robin Williams is recently dead (1:13:00). What is the ice bucket challenge (1:25:00)? A woman in Albuquerque tried to poison her roommate (1:34:00).

Notable Show Quotes:
Gabe: “I am going to rue to the ruining!”
Gabe: “People are dumb.”

Episode #239 – Twelve

Saturday, August 9th, 2014

It’s the beginning of the end. Addy’s Mac Pro is not working. Unsubscribing is not an option (12:00). Gabe loves retro video games (21:00). There was a death in Gabe’s family (26:00). Gabe has given up on health, happiness, touching, affection, and sex (41:00). Africa is a mess (1:04:00). Religion messed up everything (1:30:00).

Notable Show Quotes:
Gabe: “Only idiots watch wrestling.”
Gabe: “Last week, my ninety one year old grandmother passed away… thank god.”
Gabe: “Is every woman in your family a manipulative bitch?”
Addy: “What do I need slippers for? I’m not sixty or a woman.”