Archive for May, 2014

Episode #234 – Hobo Soul

Saturday, May 31st, 2014

Gabe is having car problems. Everyone wants a robot woman (28:00). Addy needs a super fast computer (31:00). Addy wants to get his hands dirty (41:00). Poor people with no real skills want more money (49:00). Fat student’s parents are upset about truth (1:01:00). U.S. Marine abused in Mexican prison (1:06:45). Civilians are going to space soon (1:18:00). Gender is becoming an outdated concept (1:23:30). Women are still in a constant state of fear (1:31:00).

Notable Show Quotes:
Addy: “I really want to start doing something with my hands.”
Gabe: “I don’t think the poor understand.”
Addy: “You can breath just fine in space.”
Gabe: “There’s no Jesus anymore.”

Episode #233 – Double Date

Saturday, May 24th, 2014

Hidden compartments might be illegal in Pennsylvania. Sobriety tests are hard (17:30). Will Addy and Gabe go on a double date at an expensive restaurant (22:00)? Does Danni dislike Addy (38:00)? What words can we say (50:00)? Apologies in the news (1:06:00). Zooey from Wild Bunch Radio calls in to explain things (1:13:00). Gabe loves coupons in all things (1:23:00).

Notable Show Quotes:
Gabe: “I hate this country.”
Gabe: “I am tired of people and their feelings”

Episode #232 – Fraud

Saturday, May 17th, 2014

“I want to be the Fez of The Addy and Gabe Show.” Some people have no idea how technology works. Gabe’s new job makes him earn his money (12:00). Some people have huge muscles (16:00). Gabe does not want people touching (20:00). Some topics are difficult to summarize (27:00). People love to record Donald Sterling (34:00). Addy loves his Mac Pro (40:00). What does “Jesus is Real” really mean (48:00)? A dead man stood at his wake (1:13:00). “Political correctness is out of control (1:17:30).” Addy bought a new door (1:25:00). Addy has trouble making pancakes (1:36:00). A New York City tax driver named Gabe made people mad (1:46:00).

Episode #231 – Shocked and Appalled

Saturday, May 3rd, 2014

Breakfast time! A nearby McDonald’s has been torn down. Most men should not sport mustaches. Gabe’s new job keeps him busy constantly, and it has janitorial service (13:00). Addy loves having a housekeeper (26:00). Addy is a valuable asset at his job (29:00). “Let me tell you about how awful Java is! (40:00)” Internet Explorer is still terrible (47:00). Gabe bought a water distiller (50:00). Gabe does not understand the Donald Sterling situation. “There is nothing wrong with minorities. They are fabulous (59:00).” Gabe used to be in an inter-racial relationship (1:13:00). “How much would it cost to have her killed (1:31:00)?” A woman in Georgia wants free water (1:47:00). Gabe’s cat is having dental problems.