There is a bear wandering around Fredrick. “There’s a reason they call it bird brain.” Gabe hates spiders because they do not pay taxes. Animals need to respect boundaries. Gay marriage makes some people angry. Creationism makes some people angry. “I am sure they are proving that with much science.” The Zimmerman trial is bizarre. “There is really no polite way to say this…” Gabe treads on dangerous ground. “They’ll let anyone into to the police academy.”
Archive for June, 2013
Tomnick says, “Eh.” A lawyer in the Trayvon Martin case opened with a joke. “Is the trial brought to you by Skittles?” The goat is racist. The Grand Canyon tight rope guy is creepy. “Remember that transgendered six year old?” Women’s restrooms are gross. “Would you do this?” Can you legally punch a person for misrepresenting their body parts? Gabe is getting in shape. You can buy anything on the internet. Hopefully Tomnick won’t die.
Tomnick is in studio. You can’t say anything on the radio. “What’s the bell for?” Someone made a Ranch Dressing soda. Running and climbing zombies are not fair. Gabe and Tomnick want to talk about Dungeons and Dragons. Gabe’s parents did not buy him a Nintendo Entertainment System.
Google has internet balloons. How does internet in the sky work? Zombo.com is still awesome. Where does Google get all of their money? Gabe used to have AOL phone. Your checking account is not safe. Doctors don’t actually know anything. Facebook friendships are complicated. McDonald’s and Walmart pay their employees with debit cards.
“I am the perfect human.” Apparently there is something called National Donut Day. Gabe’s McRib challenge was not a good time. Bacon soap is not great. The McDonald’s breakfast buffet was the greatest thing in the history of fast food. Do not skip breakfast. Is it real? When did parents stop caring about their kids? Addy will be running a 5K race.