Addy has discovered Archer. Gabe is in pain. Addy and Gabe used to do theater. True adulthood does not really kick in until age 35. “Thanks Obama.” What is the Xbox One? Addy does not like tutorials.
Archive for May, 2013
The lottery is up to 600 million dollars. “Don’t you mention the odds to me, son.” “600 million dollars buys a lot of new friends.” What would you do with 600 million dollars? Don’t forget to sign the ticket. Where should you put your money? Don’t forge the Power Play. Winning the lottery changes any relationship. “Does love really have a price?” What kind of a name is “Preakness?” Horses are merciless killers. Gone with the Wind had a lot of horse-related deaths.
Addy’s sister’s wedding was quite the adventure. Addy is not a good sleeper. Math is easy when you have a calculator. “All kinds of things have names.” How useful is math for podcasting? Gabe wants to talk about so many things that he thinks people don’t care about. The summer of Addy has begun.
Pills fix everything. Gabe’s eyes are still terrible. Doctors are not mystical healers. Listeners of this show are savvy. “Can you drive a gun?” A man with Tourette syndrome had a bad time at an airport. Addy does not like most video games. Predator 2 was a cinematic masterpiece.
This show has ruined Addy and Gabe’s friendship. If Gabe died, how long would it take for Addy to find out? Gabe might not be qualified to own a gun. Poptarts are more dangerous than guns. Gabe will die on a scooter. Can you buy a side car anymore? Bows are not good for self-defense.