Archive for January, 2013

Special Episode of Addy & *Gators*

Sunday, January 27th, 2013

Addy fills in for Dune on The Johnny Gators’ Show live every Sunday on

What is Dune’s job? Gators is still a huge racist. Facebook is serious business. Addy wants a baby. Addy shares pictures with Gators. “Fisting, with Addy and Gators.” “I can understand why a dick in the ass might feel good.” Context is important. Everybody poops, so everybody should just relax. Addy takes inventory of Gators’ possessions. Mars joins the show. “My favorite part of the woman, of course, is her brain.” “You don’t sound blind.” Gimp calls in to swear. Addy is happy with the state of his show. Mrs. Gators is very strong. How repressed is Mr. Gators? The world may never know.

Episode #171 – Marveling in Crapulence

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

“You cannot give us a call.” Myrlie Evers Williams talks funny. What is “womankind?” “I just avoid the whole thing by peeing in the sink.” Were past inaugurations so full of prayer? “I thought Buddhism was kind of whatever you wanted it to be… like science.” Football players are killing people now. Addy does not want to go to a tropical island. Be careful with tattoos. Gabe is poor. How much is Trillian worth? Addy needs more guns. George Gaynes is apparently still alive. “What’s an internet?” Gabe thinks lying will help his career. “I’m going to go home and kill myself.”

Episode #170 – Dolphin Sex Wedding on the Beach with Technical Difficulties

Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

“Where is your Liddy bucket?” Addy claims his holiday was terrible. “Would you be offended if I called her a ****?” “How do you feel about sex outside the human species?” A potentially great phone interview goes awry. Addy gets angry at crappy software. “I’ve got too many ***** in my mouth.” Gabe plays the part of the interviewee. “She blew out of her blow hole.” Gabe had two tickets to running a joke into the ground. Gabe has discovered the Raspberry Pi. Gabe bought a flat screen TV finally. Women whine a lot. Sleeping is difficult. People are polite at gun shows. Christmas movies are great.