Gabe is down 50 pounds since the last Pennsic! Torrenting is far too easy. Smoking is really expensive. Gabe hates bugs but loves Pennsic. Gabe has a different name at Pennsic. How will the Addy and Gabe audience handle not having this show for a few months? Addy has a new toy that looks like a toy because toys look like the real thing. Gabe got rid of some back hair. Addy knows gay terms. In the news, a man shoots people at a showing of The Dark Knight Rises. Can these show summaries be admissible in court? What’s the deal with Mormons? Always remember that Jesus is real.
Archive for July, 2012
Addy has a fever. And the only prescription is more dead baby. “I recommend you come three times a week.” Addy went to the cute female doctor. “What’s the C mean?” If you are going to call the show, make sure you are listening. Basically everyone has low Vitamin D. “Mitt is actually short for Ronald Reagan.” Gabe wonders why Mitt Romney’s religion is not more of an issue? Why do some people take dead babies home? Do dead babies need an education? The BMI system is wrong. Christians made a tablet. “Do you ever dance around and tuck?” Rape is fine as long as your team is winning. Addy calls Tomnick with magic. “I’ve had so many fingers in my butt.”
Sex talk. One of Gabe’s ex-girlfriends is run down. Facebook tagging is stupid. Gabe was a good Christian kid. Did Gabe deserve his childhood beatings? Apparently unemployed people are playing golf and not dying. How gay are lattes? Addy helps Gabe with his job interviewing skills. Big news about the show, and it is all your fault. (Especially Rob.) Tomnick calls in to discuss his cargo. “We’re five.”