Are encyclopedias made anymore? Do kids today appreciate how easy it is to find porn? Why does a person need a personal assistant on their phone? How useless was Steve Jobs? Why did the skinny one die before the fat one? How unhealthy is Gabe’s lifestyle? “I’m tired of being fat, and I’m not going to do anything about it!” Time to play Guess the Race! Is Gators a big racist… or the biggest racist? How much effort should one put into doing promos? How gay was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
Archive for January, 2012
Addy and Gabe love Star Wars Galaxies 2: The Search for More Money, despite all the walking. Is it gay to have sex with your clone? Why can’t we buy abortion coupons for our daughters? How long should you leave your dog on the roof of your car? Are mormons devoted to their religion or just premature ejaculators? “Gingrich is… holy shit!” Is the president destroying the country or just being too reasonable? How lazy are Americans? How angry is Addy at the steakhouse guy? How useless is Gators’ degree? How can we fix healthcare and education? Which brand of tire should you not buy?
It is 2012, which means a whole new year of adult content, racial slurs, abortion, rape, feces, sock puppets, cancer and diabetes. The guys exchange gifts. GlaDOS joins the show. Tomnick calls in from the road. How will Addy and Gabe end their final show? “I don’t think we can make it until 9:30.” The guys explore the past and future of this show. How is Christmas supposed to work? How does one survive a zombie apocalypse? Gabe wonders why people get so attached to retarded babies and babies with no brains. Addy makes a big fetus-related confession. “Have You Forgotten?” is a horrible song. Does Gabe still have a girlfriend? Tune in next time!