Introducing the show with the introduction seems wrong. Addy saved the basement from flooding. Gabe fixes his own car in the dark. The guys share truths about the military, the American budget, rituals and stupid people. “Jesus Christ. Fuck this country.” Gabe gives the sordid details of his failing health. There are new angry Damon clips. Everyone at The Haven except Gabe is poor. People are upset on the internet. GlaDOS apparently runs the Verizon Wireless store. In the news, a father throws his kid off of a boat and other things. Don’t miss Addy and Gabe on the upcoming NHB telethon on Labor Day at noon (EST). Be there!
Archive for August, 2011
For the first time in a while, the guys do a proper introduction. Americans love panic. Sports fans lead empty, meaningless lives. Beware the White Man’s Disease. “Man, people are stupid.” “God, you self-righteous, pompous, entitled, douche-bags! Christ!” It turns out Tomnik is a drug-free truck driver. Addy once chugged a beer when he was five. Addy drove 98 MPH in a douche-bag car. Addy’s daughter is now in college. Let the inappropriate jokes begin. Gators calls in and he just can’t help himself. Time for an all new edition of Love Gabe, where Rob is looking for fun and excitement on Facebook and Cindy wants to break an intern’s heart. “Text messaging definitely needs an undo.” “I am a fan of the rape shower.”
The guys discuss Gabe’s time at Pennsic, where there were memorable characters and a plague bowl. Moose calls in and brings everything to a grinding halt. Remember that fish fuck in your drinking water. Gabe has a brilliant plan for fixing the entire world. After the break, the show officially starts. Racist Gators calls in to play Guess the Race with Gabe and The Bit. Cooper calls in to discuss the state of NHB. Tune in next Wednesday for an all new episode.