Why is Damon so bitter and spiteful towards Addy and Gabe? Gabe gets angry when people laugh at things that are not funny. Blindness and rape are always funny. Fishing is hard. Ties and long sleeve shirts are for suckers. Addy’s work has a nutsack database. Bill Gates was not able to navigate the Microsoft website because the site was awful. Does Bill Gates send pictures of his crotch to Steve Jobs? Gabe’s boss bought a Windows Phone. Damon calls in to declare The Addy and Gabe Show the flagship show of NHB. It’s always about the rape with Gabe. Four minutes before the show ends, they do the upbeat introduction.
Archive for May, 2011
Welcome to The Addy and Gabe Show special tribute to the recently deceased “Macho Man” Randy Savage. Did you know that Mr. Savage talked that way in his real life? Time for Guess the Race with special guest Tamara, a local black woman. Tune in for the very first post-death interview with the Macho Man. Gabe does not like his Ford rental car. Addy shows off his staph infection.
Nothing Gabe owns is his anymore. Addy and Gabe have had many women (not at the same time). Gators has had one. Gabe’s mom crashed into Gabe’s car. Time to play Guess the Race with a Skype caller. “This is not a racist game.” Time for a break for ridiculous promos. Addy hates deaf people. Ignorant people love country music, guns and Jesus. “Gabe, if you don’t like America, then you can just GET OUT!” Skype is now an official part of The Addy and Gabe Show (aka The Gators Line).
Gabe wasn’t always a busy man. Gabe has a Samsung Galaxy tablet. All of Gabe’s high school friends turned to Jesus. “I love abortion. If I ever have a kid, I almost want to name it abortion.” Where has the audience gone? Addy was ripped off at Happy Day by a Korean man. Addy has white people problems. Only stupid computer users need anti-virus software. Real men go bareback on the internet. Time to play Guess the Race! “Do black people spit?” “Easy. White. Homeowner.” “This is not a racist game.” Gabe has to pee. Tattoo artists are not doctors.