Gabe has a sexy beard. Those are great for sexy parties, of course. What did happen to Tom? Addy is kind of nervous. What if they don’t like him? He can’t handle that kind of rejection! “It contains talk of shit!” That is correct. “I can’t do any good.” Clearly things are going well. “Nah, I just use the cat.” See, he wasn’t lying during the introduction. They are off and running with some pretty serious poop talk. Why do cats like to hang out with pooping humans? Gabe entered a Magic tournament, and was not surprised by the smell. The guys claim they are at least on the same level as The Mike O’Meara Show. Except the whole “used to make millions of dollars” thing. Addy thinks Danni should get food stamps, like a good American tax payer. That show Lost is over and Gabe is happy about it. Some of the NHB commercials would benefit from audio normalization, while others would benefit from less effort. There is some controversy over the origins of Super E. Gabe bought a Zune and it is very Zuney. College kids are pouring Vodka into their eyes. Gabe says something interesting off-mic. “I didn’t masturbate once.” Thanks Tom. Ninjas in the news! “What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger.” That or it will make half your face droopy.